kayla
vlogger | 20-something | self-indulgent
loudmouth | bona fide | connected | fresh to death
wildly in love with louis ck | it's gross
[tweet me if ya wanna reach me]
Twitter- My YouTube
- Tumblr
- Tumblr
- Facebook
- LinkedIn
- My Flickr Photos
- Contact
Loading,
0
% complete-
Tweets
- Last night, I finally watched Drive. Now I'm pretty certain I'm the first person to get impregnated by a movie.
- It's gotta be harder out here for a gimp.
- The most annoying people in the world are those who are annoyed/disgusted at other people's whoreyness or shamelessness. There. I said it.
- My newest instagram follower. Makes sense. http://t.co/qi13GBAs
- The guys most likely to be against gay marriage are the ones most likely to want to see two chicks get it on.
- I love reading my friends' Facebook IPO updates because I like when they talk about things they don't understand and can't afford.
- “@Paula_Deen: I’m celebrating National Hamburger Month.” I think it's time to stage an intervention.
- I won't date anyone who doesn't treat nacho-eating like it's a sport.
-
Uploads
-
Posts
- [Flash 10 is required to watch video.]
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
oh my god, favorite thing.
Tonight definitely calls for pink lipstick and red wine. Amiright, ladies? (Taken with instagram)
Got up early this morning to make coke float cupcakes for someone’s birthday. … Now I just want to eat them all. (Taken with instagram)
Guess my kind of comedy includes weird looking unhappy men bitching about shit. Couldn’t help myself. (Taken with instagram)
I just bought my first watch. Ever. Look at me growin up and shit. What’s next? Throwing out my sippy cup?? The madness! (Taken with instagram)
-
Posts
- On french fries
- Kel: In other news, the teenage boy who burned the McDonald's french fries I'm currently trying to enjoy should be punished. By death.
- Kay: What!! Burned fries?! Wtf!
- Kel: Bastards, I tell you, El Kinky. Bastards.
- Kay: I have never in my life met a burned McDonad's fry. Isn't the machine like, automated?
- Kel: Don't ever underestimate the power of a McDonald's worker to fuck something up. Including my life.
- Kay: If I can manage to successfully stumble from the bathroom to the bedroom after a night of cheap wine and crying over YouTube videos of dogs undergoing surgery, that bastard can make a damn fry.
- On Bieber
- Kay: I know it's usually all fun and games, but I'm genuinely concerned that Bieber was actually born a female. He's seriously prettier than me.
- Kel: Hahaha RIGHT?! I feel like a lot of women pay good money to look like Bieber. That's worrisome.
- Kay: That kids has been famous for like half a decade. How is it possible that there are zero photos of him naked?
- Kel: Because he's only been 18 for a few months. Give it time.
- Kay: I'm too impatient for this.
- Kel: Also, he does not have a body I want to see naked. Zac Efron? Yes fucking please.
- Kay: Kelly this is not personal sexy time. This is research.
- Kel: I choose to blur those lines.
- On Valentine's
- Kay: Your dog just texted me and said you're a crappy valentine. True story.
- Kel: That's funny. Your boyfriend just texted me and said I was the best valentine he'd ever had. Awkward.
- Kay: Yeah well. Your mom texted me and said she had a great time last night.
- Kel: That... doesn't surprise me.
- On watching "Good Will Hunting"
- Kay: I AM WATCHING MATT DAMON CRY. IT'S TOO MUCH
- Kel: STOP
- Kay: I FEEL THE NEED TO WEEP TOO
- Kel: STOP YOUR FEELINGS
- Here's what I think: there should be a sit-com about two totally smart, equally funny and pretty girls who are best friends, BUT they live separate in different states so each one has a small set of her own friends. The two lead girls serve as each other's sounding board for better or worse, so by design or consequence, they maintain perpetual singlehood.
Which leads to my real question: how is "Chronically Single" NOT a TV show already?!The amazing thing is that we have half a pilot of this exact idea.
-
Status
-
Info
- SummaryI’m Kayla. I’m passionate, energetic, and I have a thing for cowboy hats. Though I’m writing from Phoenix, I’m a true Austinite through and through, meaning I have a deep respect for young organizations with an entrepreneurial spirit. Over the past several years, I’ve built my own tight-knit digital community, and it’s my priority day in and day out to continue cultivating my relationships online. At my position with the Lodestar Center, I’ve helped them re-imagine their social media spaces, as well as define clear goals for each community. I have a strong commitment to ensuring that the Center is a leader in social media marketing for the nonprofit sector.Specialties: Digital media, social media, design, public relations, editing.Experience
- Feb 2012 - PresentWeb Production Coordinator / K2 Sports
Education-
2010 - 2012Arizona State University
-
2005 - 2008St. Edward's University
Additional Information-
Websites:
-
Interests:nonprofits, philanthropy, social good, social media, blogging, technology
-
Uncategorized
